One by one we’re thick as shit.

Never have found Russell Brand particularly interesting or funny but then I don’t recall ever watching or reading anything he’s done, so largely a non entity from my point of view. Watched the bulk of the Paxman interview though and fair play to him, his objections and broad goals are valid enough. Just ridiculous that he was being asked to play the role of political scientist though, he’s a comedian and not much more. Even more ridiculous that the internet seems to have been punctuated by people heaping praise on him and seeking to deify him as some sort of political authority for the disillusioned. Misses the point a bit. As most people know in tedious depth I believe in revolution myself and I have my own notions of what a new system would look like but the trick is to segregate my beliefs from the objections. No one figure is here to offer the great answers to the world’s ills. Once those ills are acknowledged the field is wide open on how we deal with them, of course I’ll defend my views but the debate around all of us forming our own opinions is the distillation for a final product which may actually work. If anyone claims to have the absolute and undeniable truth to give you then kick ’em in the balls and walk away, they don’t, not Russell Brand, not me (alas) and certainly not a political class defined by shared interests.

Also, never talk about paradigms outside of academia, makes you sound like a prick.

Why Indie?

Well, I figure a good first post on my new site would be one which answers a question which I’ve barely even asked myself so far, why Indie publishing?

Now over the months to come there’s going to be more and more said about my novel (well, by me at least) which is currently being edited by someone who takes a less chaotic approach to punctuation, spelling and common sense than I do. As well as having some fine cover art crafted by Dave the Excellent Artist, who, if you ever get the chance to see his David Bowie, will make you think the real thing is a bit shit really. Until all that’s done though I thought I’d use this space to cover some of the questions which a lot of writers are asking themselves these days to see if my own random dribblings might offer up some clarity for others.

When I started coming to the end of the first vaguely presentable draft of Crashed America my mind, as is natural, started to turn towards idle day dreams of fame, fortune and the sort of decadent lifestyle that would make Scarface reach for a calming cup of tea. Then I realised that writers very rarely, if ever, make any money from what they do. Undetered though my mind shifted to ways to make at least some meagre living from what I love doing, even if making stuff up and writing it down can never really count as a real job to anyone who’s actually done a real job.

Tradition dictates that publishers and agents are the route to literary fame and immortality. Like a holy commandment a path has long been laid out for new writers of endless mail outs, endless rejections and little hope all on the off chance that something, one day, will make it out of the slush pile. And for all the media hype and chatter about the self (or, more fittingly, Indie) publishing scene the traditional path still remains the first port of call for most writers trying to find a way to share their work.

The weight of history and established wisdom snowballs when combined with the routine self-doubt of anyone who’s spent a few hundred hours honing their craft in isolation with a distant eye on the validation of success. Publishers are the arbiters of quality, their seal of approval means you’ve made it and, until you fuck up the second novel at least, their acceptance places you where I’d imagine every writer ever has wanted to be – comfortable in the certainty that somebody out there likes your work. It’s a respect build on practicality. The media, insofar as they care about books these days, have always dealt exclusively with their publishing establishment counter parts. Ditto for bookshops and readers in fact – although the ties of tradition to all three are rapidly being eroded at the moment. And that seemingly all consuming certainty which surrounds the writer really can seem like a self evident truth, at least until you step back a little.

As I mentioned the traditional literary niche which locked publishers, writers, distributors and the media into a sealed circle is being increasingly challenged. Indie writers are NY Times best sellers, an increasing number are making a (minimal) living from work they themselves are managing and access to the tools of distribution has become ever more democratic. More importantly though the traditional sense of establishment approval is becoming less and less prominent. The slush pile and the handful of readers working within the industry, which once held all the allure and glamour of a Hollywood casting couch, now seem slightly meaningless, to me at least. Major publishers have gone a long way to invalidate their own position, both by picking up self-published writers and by placing ever more attention on absolute crap. It is, after all, hard to have faith in the esteemed wisdom of a company whose output includes work by Katie Price (as nice a person as I’m sure she is), Dan Brown and whichever celebrity feels like having a ghost writer hammer the self indulgent excess of their lives into a Christmas best seller.

I hope there’s not too much arrogance in that sentiment. With the hangover of having actually (nearly) finished something sitting on my back like the proverbial monkey I would always hesitate to tout myself as one of the greats. But I do want to be good, that’s my drive and aspiration and when I look for a measure of what I can do it’s no longer the slightly paternal pat on the head of the old industry that I look for. For me it’s the audience that I want to give my work to and the audience whose approval I want because as terrible as their/our taste may sometimes be they’re still very definitely the ones who actually matter.

Financially too the game has become a very different one. First time writers have always made pretty much no money, whether they sign up with the biggest publishers around or desperately try to flog eBooks on Amazon. The industry used to balance out that initial poverty with promises of promotion and support, as well as the hope that a second effort would offer a proper pay day – not that I write for anything but the love of course. Now though they take fewer and fewer risks and offer less and less to the first timer as profit margins shrink ever more and the allure of a safe, if unimaginative, bet becomes more and more dominant in their collective mind. Sure the path of Indie promotion remains the far harder one as writers are obliged to master the dark arts of marketing for themselves but it’s been proven that with commitment and luck there’s more of a reward to be had, both financially and emotionally, from doing it yourself.

If it works then the lion’s share goes to the author, including the audience that they’ve directly built around themselves. They retain absolute control over their work and to a large degree get the chance to circumvent the slush pile by being able to tell prospective agents and publishers that the audience they already have is all the credentials they need.

Of course it’s not easy to get it right, as any number of poorly written, poorly edited and unpromoted efforts will attest but that’s a risk worth facing and one which the writer themselves can control. More importantly it’s one which I myself believe I can overcome and that challenge and it’s rewards are infinitely more appealing than the purgatory of those endless mail outs and the ever unpredictable whims of unknown readers buried in a pile of slush.


In what I intend to make my very last online move I’ve shifted my nefarious activities over to a new site – As well as hosting all the archives of my free music writing and reviews it’ll be the new dumping ground for any musical discoveries I manage to make. Plus I’m serialising my new novella over there so you, the adoring mob, can read it for FREE! Don’t y’all just feel blessed? Anyway, update your links, update your subscriptions and feel free to do some link sharing to show the love…

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The Internet of Pointless Things

At what point does the focus of humanity shift from the vast, sprawling expanse of reality over to the screen sized abyss of the digital? The Internet of Things is the concept of connecting anything and everything to the internet for the purpose of feeling like we’re living in The Future. Tables, chairs, fridges, children, antique hardwood furniture, hats, goats, vibrators, grandma, teeth, the potential is endless for turning seemingly anonymous items of household necessity into portals to the great digital beyond, that we may never find ourselves without easy access to Twitter, Facebook and prolific amounts of porn and kittens.

Recently China has opened the gates to send a tidal wave of cash ($800 million by 2015) to raise humanity to the noble aim of letting people monitor their Facebook/Renren pages (or possibly bowels) whenever they look between their legs and down into the toilet. A sure sign that there’s a potentially intriguing wonderland out there and potentially pointless hinterland too – either of which is ripe for exploration by the behemoth of Chinese industry (and indeed the snappily named Chengdu Internet of Things Technology Institute).

The Cybertecture Mirror, for example, is a curious combination of the almost insultingly opulent with something that could be very good indeed. Fulfilling both the impressive role of a real life mirror and of a mechanical MD it can judge your weight, BMI, body mass, muscle mass and more just by looking at you (probably disapprovingly). Whilst at the same time letting you watch an illegal stream of Donald Trump complaining about something and Tweeting about how your mirror thinks you’re a fat bastard – or whatever it is that the sort of decadent fuck wit who’d purchase such a thing would actually do with it.

Extend the principle to every flat surface in the home and throughout security systems, fridges, ovens, boilers et al and a human being could eventually live a relatively full life without ever having to look at anything but a screen. Although if you throw in a pair of Google glasses and you’re almost there already, the grim reality of the material world made nothing more than a comfortably smothered nuisance.

On the good side though the applications beyond further insulating humanity from it’s immediate situation are as mind-bogglingly useful and beneficial as their gimmicky precursors are likely to be crap. Amidst China’s plans for the furtherance of the digital reality of the Internet of Things for example is the idea of screens installed as remote doctors for those left out in the rural wilds – complete with online experts to stare at you from a safe distance and, presumably, tell you where to probe yourself for diagnosis. A surprisingly forward thinking idea from a government which schizophrenically alternates between making the internet it’s bitch and jealously wishing it could emulate the Silicon Valley dream for itself.

There’s no knowing where the balance between the pointless and the reality altering will lie with technologies like this though. While it plays to pretty much every utopian and dystopian vision we have in our collective repertoire the evolution of what the internet is and what it does consistently belies expectations. As a trail of failed gadgetry and assorted tat shows neither private industry nor the state knows what’s coming next most of us can only speculate around the tantalising possibilities such as the Internet of Things and somewhat optimistically assume that the species won’t end up blank faced and glossy eyed before it’s own reflection.