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Crashed America by Dylan Malik Orchard Novel

Crashed America – Free on Kindle from February 2nd – 6th

AVAILABLE HERE ON AMAZON! To mark the slow collapse of Western civilisation into the orange hued abyss of yuuuge egotism and the possibility nuclear war with the nefarious Chinese, I’ve put my novel Crashed America up for a free giveaway from the…

Space FM is GO!

On one of the days of Christmas my true love sent to me a reasonably priced eBook short on Amazon… let’s just pretend that scans. Space FM is officially available for download as an Amazon exclusive. Cheaper than a poncy cup of…

Laikanist Times by Dylan Malik Orchard

Laikanist Times

And there, on the hill, stood a shoddy figure. Oddly resplendent in the tattered remains of a dog costume they pointed nervously to the sky and let out an almighty roar. Their words echoed across the barren landscape and they…