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Laikanist Times: Book Two

Well, it’s taken 6 years to get here but here we are. Laikanist Times Book Two is finished and available for purchase. Book one was my first real attempt to actually get my writing out there. Written in a fug…

Space FM landing soon

Please fasten your seatbelts and put your tables in the upright position. Crew members with tasers and unhappy memories of a life lived poorly will be stopping by to confirm your compliance and collect any unwanted headphones. We’ll be touching…

Laikanist Times

Another day another obligatory plug for the splendiferous ‘Laikanist Times’ – enlightenment in novella form and still available for free here. Laikanist Times was an odd one. Written in fits and starts through times of excess, confusion and random travelling…

In the jungle, the mighty jungle…

… my novella’s free tonight. Amazon have finally caught up with my own largesse and made Laikanist Times permafree on both their US and UK sites. Same should apply to the rest of the world of course but if it…

iCame, iSaw, iTunes

I once used a Ouiji board to get in touch with Steve Jobs and tell him that I thought his products were vastly overrated, his distribution system overly controlling and his company greedy and lawsuit happy. As an act of…